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December 2011 Hot Flash



HOT FLASH

  Volume 5                                     December 2011                                                           No.12

 
  Greetings stuffed jalapeno fans!   

Sorry I'm kinda late this month, been kinda busy. With only Me to make Chile Grills, and Lori getting them out to y'all, we've got our hands full.

But we do appreciate all y'all giving us this problem.

Our last shipping day for Christmas will be Dec 21. There's a UPS map on the shipping page showing days in transit, best add 1 day to it during the holidays.

I hope y'all have a great holiday season and Merry Christmas to you and yours.
   
As always,
Thank You For Your Support.

"Neighbor" Dave Fillmore
 

A politician and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

The politician is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily.

So, the politician asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.

The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The politician persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun...."I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says.

This catches the Seniors attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The politician asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"

The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the politician.

Now, it's the Seniors turn. He asks the politician, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"

The politician uses his laptop to search all references he can find on the Net.

He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up.

He wakes the senior and hands him $500.00. The senior pockets the $500.00 and goes right back to sleep.

The politician is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the politician $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
 


 

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